All the President's men...

...couldn't possibly put Rumsfeld back together again.

Continuing his December hit parade, Rumsfeld let slip in Iraq that "the people who attacked the United States in New York, shot down the plane over Pennsylvania.". Huh?

Whatever he means by that, whether he's agreeing with Jadakiss that "Bush knocked down the towers", or he's simply lost the ability to camoflauge his incompetence, that crack wraps up what should be his December Resignation to Remember Tour. To recap:

Dec 8 -- Tells troops "You go to war with the Army you have"
Dec 8 -- FBI CYA memo leaked which reveals that Gitmo is the Abu Ghraib of the Caribbean
Dec 17 -- Admits to using a machine to sign condolence letters that are co-signed, by hand, by Bush.
Dec 27 -- Finally puts to bed the whole "Let's Roll" thing.