How to Change Your Tune Without People Noticing:

Run against a Democrat. These poor SOB's are so unorganized that they can't hit Bush in any of the most obvious places.

In 2000, he was clear on only a few issues, and one of them was being an anti-interventionist. He picked away at concepts like nation building, and insisted that he would be a president that didn't allow America to be the world's policeman.

In 2004, he's actually running ads that feature Olympians from Afghanistand and Iraq and boasting that "At this Olympics there will be two more free nations -- and two fewer terrorist regimes."

It's enough to turn your stomach, if only the Dems could get people to notice.