What Plane?

It was a serious enough scare to prompt the evacuation of the rest of the White House, but apparently not serious enough to notify the president.

President Bush and first lady Laura Bush were not relocated — or even informed — when many others in the White House were evacuated Wednesday because of an approaching wayward airplane, his spokesman has disclosed.

The Blame Game

It appears that I'm on a religious theme today. What the hell?

Rev. Pat Robertson wrote a letter in response to one issued by Sen. Frank Lautenberg earlier this week about condemning comments Robertson made on ABC Sunday, in which he indicated terrorists were a far smaller threat than American judges.

Here is that letter. You might want to pay close attention to the words that I underlined. CUCKOO!

Thou shalt not be a Democrat

The minister of a Haywood County, North Carolina Baptist church is telling members of his congregation that if they're Democrats, they either need to find another place of worship or support President Bush.

Already, the Reverend Chan Chandler has ex-communicated nine members of East Waynesville Baptist Church. Another 40 members have left in protest. During last Sunday's sermon, he acknowledged that church members were upset because he named people, and he says he'll do it again because he has to according to the word of God.

Jesus H Christ! How tolerant of him.